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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.14 17:00:00 -
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 Originally by: Berak FalCheran
...called me up crying to tell me she got drunk and kissed some guy last night. (True story!)
TBH, I'm not really that upset, I just want to do something funny and vaguely meanspirited I can tell her about. Ditching seeing her so I can play EVE tonight? (Or even better, making her watch me play EVE tonight  ) Other suggestions?
(OFC Accepting isk donations of sympathy)
And yeah, I know this thread is just gonna go way downhill...
Remind me to never ever go out with you. She's probably feeling awful and you're thinking about this? Yeesh.
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Originally by: Double TaP
hippo, other guy, calm down. lets be friends. yall are arguing about the different meanings of the word zerg.
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.14 17:52:00 -
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I don't know why, but I'm actually pretty decent when it comes to things like this. Only time I ever am decent though
Oh and did you really need to do 4 seperate posts?
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Originally by: Double TaP
hippo, other guy, calm down. lets be friends. yall are arguing about the different meanings of the word zerg.
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.15 11:48:00 -
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Originally by: Big Muthatrucker
Originally by: xplosiv
just sit down with her, look into her eyes for a few seconds then say it's ok.
followed by watching some movie together.
movies help her forget (make it something she's into so she will move conversation to that).
No it's not ok...she will definatly do it again if you say its ok...
Tie her up stuff her in your trunk with a bag of cement and drive around for an hour and let her immagination do the punishment then go back home...
If you find that too extreme, make her choose how to make it up to you...tell her its gotta be creative, kinky and memorable other-wise trade her in for a newer model.
I tried changing mine in for a newer model only there were delivery problems. Now I'm all alone
Seriously though, the last bit *might* work. The first bit is probably just illegal/will get you dumped faster than the brazillian prostitute who turned out to be a man.
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Originally by: Double TaP
hippo, other guy, calm down. lets be friends. yall are arguing about the different meanings of the word zerg.
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Posted - 2006.04.15 11:51:00 -
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Originally by: Saladin
Hakera has the right idea. Exploit the guilt for a back stage pass.
I have a philosophy that's useful here - let's just say it starts "Do unto others..."
You still want that backstage pass?
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Originally by: Double TaP
hippo, other guy, calm down. lets be friends. yall are arguing about the different meanings of the word zerg.
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.15 14:19:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Why do I get this feeling that I'm the only guy here whose greatest sexual fantasy isn't anal? 
No, I'm with you on this one. Er... in not having that as my greatest fantasy I mean.
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Originally by: Double TaP
hippo, other guy, calm down. lets be friends. yall are arguing about the different meanings of the word zerg.
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Posted - 2006.04.15 14:25:00 -
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Originally by: HippoKing
Originally by: Jenny Mirel
Edited by: Jenny Mirel on 15/04/2006 09:13:23
What do you mean **** her in the ass?
Edit: Oh
best post evar!
Damn my alt. Smarter, funnier and infinately more attractive than me.
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Originally by: Double TaP
hippo, other guy, calm down. lets be friends. yall are arguing about the different meanings of the word zerg.
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Posted - 2006.04.15 14:56:00 -
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Originally by: HippoKing
smarter wasn't what made it funny 
She's young and naieve. Leave her alone.
Btw - if I go out with my alt - is that incest or ************?
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Originally by: Double TaP
hippo, other guy, calm down. lets be friends. yall are arguing about the different meanings of the word zerg.
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